No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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