What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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