Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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