I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
She bit a glass in half.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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