Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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