I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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