I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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