you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I understand Curling. That high.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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