Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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