have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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