Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
