im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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