I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
No more Irish car bombs ever.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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