Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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