I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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