maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
