just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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