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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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