I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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