she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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