at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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