Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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