New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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