You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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