So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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