Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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