when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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