I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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