I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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