brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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