i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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