she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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