I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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