Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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