If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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