so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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