I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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