How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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