I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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