Your dad touched me again.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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