try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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