No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I just blew my weed a kiss
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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