Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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