Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
last night I used snow as a chaser
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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