She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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