Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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