if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He keeps bees of course he's weird
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Randomize
