I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Drake has all the answers
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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