Have you finally orgasmed yet?
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
