I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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