I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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