You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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