yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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