I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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